非人哉：龙女和红孩儿回忆过去，徐小宝和班长策划哪吒欢送会

《非人哉》漫画版中，龙女和红孩儿得知哪吒要离开之后，开始回忆有关哪吒存在的记忆。不过回忆并不美好，哪吒出现的场景，似乎都给他们带来不太好的记忆。龙女和红孩儿最终还是打算为哪吒举办欢送会，他们更找来了徐小宝、班长和刘畅策划内容，最终这种形式可以说是太奇葩。

哪吒跟龙女、红孩儿一起生活有好多年的时间，他们都没想过，会有一天哪吒要离开。两人借饮料消愁，一起回忆关于哪吒的点点滴滴。那么哪吒在他们的记忆中，到底算是怎么样的一个人？

原本红孩儿以为，有关哪吒的记忆都是美好的。可是回想起来却不是这样，哪吒经常让红孩儿难堪，不仅会叫他“牛圣婴”，还会叫他“牛红孩”。原本哪吒只是来送个作业，结果让红孩儿这些名字被同学们所知道，场面更是一度难堪。

龙女也以为有哪吒的记忆，也会很开心，没想到一样不太美好。龙女为哪吒做了海鲜大餐，结果哪吒不给面子，更是直接吐出来。不过从这汤水的颜色，怕是连金蟾都可以毒倒。

红孩儿和龙女越是回忆，越是觉得哪吒一点都不好，两人甚至还出现让哪吒早点走的想法。这跟之前哭得稀里哗啦，还要削腿的内容完全相反。看来哪吒平时没少惹红孩儿和龙女生气。

不过龙女和红孩儿还是决定将哪吒要离开这件事，告诉徐小宝、刘畅和班长。龙女和红孩儿找来这三人，主要也是为了举办一场欢送会。五个人聚首，就是要讨论一下欢送会的主意和内容。那为何会找徐小宝他们？那是因为这三人跟哪吒的关系最好，经常一起玩。

徐小宝最先发言，她觉得要举办个cospaly主题，还让大家cos全套郁金香仙女一起喝下午茶。哪吒是喜欢cos，比如柯南、皮卡丘甚至是魔法小圆都cos过。不过cos郁金香仙女，对于红孩儿压力有点大，班长和刘畅不知道能不能接受。

班长建议拼机器人或者积木，刘畅则是提议要听相声喝茶。班长的提议倒是还好，可是刘畅这喜好，似乎有点小大人的模样。其实不管是徐小宝、刘畅还是班长，都是按照自己喜好来策划欢送会。如果这要给哪吒送别，最好还是龙主题。

龙女采纳了三人的建议，欢送会也就变得奇奇怪怪。这种形式要是能进行，估计哪吒中途都得离开。红孩儿倒是比较清醒，表示这种混搭太离谱，哪吒也不会喜欢。其实哪吒在凡间，还是有不少人在乎他，如果真离开，有很多人舍不得。

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