非人哉：杨戬为何受伤？都因为哮天和瓦陶陶，九月吐槽他喜欢被虐

《非人哉》漫画版中，杨戬虽然有金刚之躯，但经常受伤。这都是因为哮天和瓦陶陶造成的。看到瓦陶陶的表现之后，九月只能吐槽，杨戬之所以这样，都是因为他喜欢被虐。

杨戬每天起来，状态都不是很好。这么强的神仙，为何一大早就流血。九月刚好是第一个顾客，这么早过来喝咖啡，也就有机会了解情况。作为上班族，早晨第一杯咖啡，或许能唤醒一天的活力。

不过九月这一次之所以这么早，也是有原因。那是因为比较空，所以才会来动物咖啡厅。看到杨戬嘴角流血，作为朋友，也得关心一下到底发生了什么事情。杨戬表示，是早上被哮天踩醒，自己还没反应过来。哮天每天都会准时跳上杨戬的床，用致命一击让他起床。九月过来喝咖啡，杨戬状态不佳，那就只能交给留宿的瓦陶陶来负责给九月点单。

可是瓦陶陶到底在哪里，杨戬也不知道。瓦陶陶大多数时候，会在动物咖啡厅的屋顶，起到镇宅辟邪的作用。不过因为本体是瓦猫，所以也有猫的特性。为了找到瓦陶陶，杨戬是翻遍了冰箱和垃圾桶。九月在一旁看着，都很诧异，难道瓦陶陶会随机出现？

杨戬为了找到瓦陶陶，甚至还会翻找马桶。九月表示，瓦陶陶不可能在这种地方。只有杨戬觉得，猫会这样，永远不知道它会睡在哪里。那么瓦陶陶到底藏在哪里？

不管杨戬怎么找，都找不到瓦陶陶。此时九月发现端倪，原来瓦陶陶藏在橱柜之中。这一点倒是很符合猫的特性，杨戬还不知道危机就要到来。那么接下来瓦陶陶又会有什么表现？看到接下来这一幕，九月都被吓一跳。

瓦陶陶突然跳了下来，还对九月表示欢迎。可是受伤的总是杨戬，瓦陶陶这突然跳下来，这一脚直接让杨戬再度吐血。看来杨戬每天都有两次重伤时刻，哮天和瓦陶陶对杨戬真是往死里打。

瓦陶陶浑然不知道，自己将杨戬重创。踩着杨戬，还问九月要喝什么。杨戬这一次受伤，比哮天那一次更加严重。瓦陶陶持续增加伤害，此时九月都想叫救护车去救下杨戬。可是杨戬似乎不太在意，那么这是为什么？

金刚之躯被破防，可以看出杨戬受伤很严重，只是他表示猫都是这个样子。如果这是养宠物的乐趣，那还不如不养。不管是猫还是狗，九月都觉得杨戬只是喜欢被虐。如果没有杨戬这种身体强度，那估计要英年早逝。

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