非人哉：哪吒变小，小玉送房子，为他换上多款女装

《非人哉》第2季第33集更新，哪吒吃了变小糖果之后，身体缩小了许多。小玉见到这样的哪吒，直接安排了一套房子，还准备了很多女装，都是小裙子。哪吒实在受不了，只能躲进九月的尾巴之中。

魔法糖果与缩小的哪吒

事情起因是九月的朋友送了她一盒魔法糖果，这些糖果有各种功能。比如其中一款可以长出尖牙的糖果，一旦吃下去，就会变得跟狼人一样，有锋利的牙齿。还有变成狼耳朵的糖果，吃下去就会长出狼耳朵。

九月发现其中一款糖果已经被吃掉，这是变小糖果。小玉觉得不管是谁吃了这个糖果，都会一眼看出来。可是如果是哪吒吃下这种糖果呢？那会带来什么影响？哪吒一瞬间缩小，变成小不点，还躲在九月的尾巴里面。

那么哪吒为何要吃掉这种糖果？吃之前没有看功效？那并不是。哪吒是故意吃下这种糖果，主要是因为观音又被老师请去学校，哪吒怕被观音教育，所以才会变成这个模样。平时的哪吒，对上学那是很不上心，所以想尽各种办法逃避。

送房子

小玉看到变小后的哪吒，那是兴奋不已。这么可爱的哪吒，就像见到独一无二的洋娃娃。此时小玉的算盘已经打好，接下来就是安排手下送来一套房子。以小玉的财力，别说是买几套房子，就是买小区都绰绰有余。

只不过小玉需要的是缩小版的房子，说白了就是玩具房。不过这玩具房比较高级，里面的东西都是按照实际的房子等比例缩小，材质都用得比较好。哪吒住在里面，那是感觉相当舒服。房子的问题解决了，接下来就是衣服。

女装哪吒

接下来又变回熟悉的环节，也就是换女装。哪吒这形象，不管是男生装扮，还是女生专装扮都好看。小玉非常喜欢裙子，所以给哪吒准备的衣服也全都是裙子。哪吒每一款女装，都非常好看，所以小玉更加有动力。

不管是女仆装还是水手服都很合适，小玉提供的这些衣服，都是定制款，所以看起来会很不错。小玉还准备了更多的裙子，只为让哪吒一次性换个够。其实也是满足小玉的愿望，可是哪吒实在受不了。

最终哪吒只能逃离小玉，躲进九月的尾巴之中。相对于小玉来说，跟着九月才比较稳妥。至少九月不会强迫哪吒换这些女装，还能相对安静一些。接下来哪吒就跟着九月回家，不过也有不少事情发生。

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