非人哉：白泽请九月帮忙养狗，恰克不吃狗粮，喜欢看相声

《非人哉》第2季第40集更新，这一集的故事是关于白泽请九月帮忙养狗。看起来第二只白兽王即将诞生，实际并非如此。这只狗明显不太一样，不吃狗粮，还喜欢看相声，习惯上跟十一月很像。

白泽突然造访

平日里白泽基本在观音家的阁楼，几乎不会主动出门，这一次明显反常，白泽会主动来九月家，还有事情求助于她。白泽表示他养了一只狗，名叫恰克。因为这几天还找不到合适的地方，所以请九月帮忙养几天。

恰克从外表来看，是柴犬模样。外观上来看，恰克倒是挺好看，看起来也很听话。如果能养成白兽王一样的狗界名流，那未来九月的身价也会水涨船高，不过九月感觉到恰克有熟悉的气息。

从恰克身上，九月明显感受到有熟悉的味道。这个味道九月不可能忘记，它来自十一月的身上。不过恰克会转移注意力，所以九月也就被忽悠过去。将恰克拜托给九月之后，白泽快速离开。其实到这里，九月就该怀疑。

不吃狗粮、不爱玩耍的恰克

九月很喜欢恰克，起码从外表上来看，它符合九月的审美。九月家里也不知道何时准备了狗粮，恰克过来之后，九月也就给他安排上。一般的狗，看到狗粮会马上跑过来吃。可是恰克明显不一样，根本就不想吃。哪有不吃狗粮的狗，所以九月肯定又有怀疑。

恰克不吃狗粮，那总喜欢玩耍吧。一般的狗会喜欢玩丢球游戏，不过恰克是例外。不管九月怎么扔网球，恰克似乎都是慢吞吞去叼回来，根本就没有积极响应。这就让九月更加怀疑，恰克跟十一月存在某种联系。毕竟九月可是看过几百集名侦探柯北的九尾狐。

看相声？

接下来恰克跟九月一起看电视，九月找不到遥控器，恰克却知道在哪里。九月肯定会想，恰克可是第一次来家里，遥控器也从来没用过。难道这只狗无师自通，真可能成为白兽王二代？

其实并不是，恰克身上有越来越多十一月的痕迹。另外九月喜欢看偶像剧，恰克却喜欢看相声。在无意中，恰克按了遥控器，直接换台成相声。似乎所有事情，都跟十一月有关，这就让九月更加怀疑，家里这条狗不一般。

另外看相声的过程中，恰克还发出了十一月的笑声。只不过一瞬间就消失，九月还误以为自己是幻听。为了住在九月家里，十一月可以说是无所不用其极。九月早已发现蛛丝马迹，十一月就要暴露。

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