非人哉:观音求助地藏菩萨,哪吒魂魄回归莲藕身,形象难以接受

《非人哉》漫画版中,观音为了找到哪吒的魂魄去了哪里,求助掌管地府的地藏菩萨。可是地藏菩萨找了好几个部门,他们相互踢皮球,地藏菩萨很生气,要亲自去视察。找回哪吒的魂魄之后,观音将它注入莲藕身,可是形象跟原本不一样,让哪吒难以接受。

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观音找不到哪吒的魂魄,只能求助地藏菩萨。毕竟地府这一块归他管,找哪吒的魂魄应该比较简单。地藏菩萨也表示没有问题,交给他就能解决。那么地藏菩萨要如何问到哪吒魂魄在哪里?

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此时地藏菩萨打电话给小李,让他赶紧查一下哪吒的魂魄的所在地。没想到小李连地藏菩萨都敢搪塞,告诉他哪吒不算人,他这边查不多。为了找到哪吒,地藏菩萨还找了小李要了植物科的号码。

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植物科是由小王负责,地藏菩萨还是让他找查一下哪吒的魂魄到底在哪里。此时小王找不到,又将皮球踢给小李。地藏菩萨此时有点不知所措,小李让他找小王,小王让他找小李。最终小王还让地藏菩萨找小吴,换做观音或者老肚,这些人都得完蛋。地藏菩萨到这里,还是没问到哪吒的魂魄在哪里。

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地藏菩萨亲自去问,都要这么多弯弯绕绕。还要先去问档案室,再确定年份,雌雄还不是同一个科室。荷花莲藕本该是雌雄同体,这就让地藏菩萨有点生气。档案这么管,出现如此大的纰漏,他们还想不想在地府混了。地藏菩萨很生气,他会亲自去视察,这些人估计要被开除。观音没想到找哪吒会这么复杂,所以打算找白泽问一下就行。

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最终观音总算是找到了哪吒的魂魄,其实就在徐哼唧体内。此时只需要将哪吒的魂魄从徐哼唧体内抽离,这个过程看起来简单,但是精密工程,不能有失误。哪吒的魂魄被抽离之后,看起来还挺可爱。

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徐哼唧因此获救,平白无故被哪吒附身,总算恢复自由。那么拿到哪吒的魂魄之后,接下来该怎么办?只要将魂魄塞进莲藕身,就能让哪吒彻底恢复。敖烈在一旁见证了全过程,还表示观音好厉害。

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可是哪吒灵魂归位后,并没有变回原本的模样。现在的哪吒,就是个莲藕人,可以被称为真正意义上的莲藕精。这形象让人难以接受,原本的哪吒那么好看,现在这种形象,怎么看都觉得有点突兀。

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观音知道这样的情况不太行,所以打电话给太乙真人,问他莲藕哪吒到底该如何组装,观音亲自尝试,发现明显不行。此时哪吒已经处于崩溃边缘,他接受不了这样的模样,敖烈只能在一旁安慰,表示会有其他办法。后续哪吒还是会恢复,这种形象会拉低哪吒人气。

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