《非人哉》第1057话更新,这一话是关于孙悟空火眼金睛新用途的故事。随着时代发展,孙悟空的火眼金睛用途越来越小,只能参加综艺节目,识别哪个是人。不过因为火眼金睛是眼病,孙悟空也会尝试各种护理产品。后续猪八戒和沙僧回归,还以为孙悟空在联系外星人。
孙悟空有火眼金睛那是众所周知的事情,在西天取经的路上,这一对眼睛也是发挥出不小的作用。在孙悟空面前,妖魔鬼怪无所遁形。至于火眼金睛的来历,大家也都知晓,就是来自太上老君的炼丹炉。
在西天取经的路上,孙悟空就是靠着火眼金睛发现了玉兔精。当时玉兔精假扮成公主,也被孙悟空一下子识破。在《非人哉》第744话和第745话中,玉兔精也出场过。不过那时候的形象跟现在不一样。另外玉兔精还记仇,一直记到了现在。
如今孙悟空的火眼金睛有了不一样的用途,以前是辨别真假善恶辨明邪正,现在是参加综艺节目,主要用来判断谁是人。可以看出孙悟空对这种综艺节目没有以前那么感兴趣,当初孙悟空登场之时,能上电视都很开心。
这个综艺节目名为《真假妖怪王》,参赛者有三人,有两个是妖怪,只有一个是人类假扮。孙悟空在这种节目大显身手,不过也被人类吐槽。让大圣参加,那压根没办法玩,一眼就看出他是假扮,一点综艺效果都没有。孙悟空也吐槽火眼金睛现在只能这么用了,现在也不用降妖除魔。
前面说过火眼金睛是眼病,主要是在炼丹炉里面被熏出来的。随着现代科技发展,孙悟空也开始尝试各种护眼产品。现在的孙悟空很有钱,可以尝试各种办法,对眼睛有好处,孙悟空就会去尝试。平时孙悟空和筋斗云出门,还会戴墨镜。
另外为了改善眼病,孙悟空还会买各种眼药水。不得不说,孙悟空还是接地气,现在的他跟人类区别不是太大。神仙精怪都在适应人类世界的生活方式,孙悟空可以说是完全适应。
不过孙悟空还会买护眼仪,对于保护眼睛这件事,孙悟空是要做到极致。筋斗云倒是不需要,原本它就是个云团。孙悟空买的护眼仪还有很多款,不知道具体效果如何。不过越到后面,孙悟空就越离谱。
护眼仪是越来越高端,把整个头都包裹进去。猪八戒和沙僧回归之后,看到眼前这一幕,还以为他们的大师兄在跟外星人联系。这里倒是有点玩三体的梗,猪八戒和沙僧还想阻止孙悟空与他们联系,不要回到外星人的话。如果知道孙悟空只是为了保护眼睛,才这样做,估计两个师弟要尴尬一整子。
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